I never promised that all of my thoughts would be deep…

I keep a pair of glasses in every room in the house. I have no idea how many pairs I own.

I don’t wear glasses for distance, just for reading. I don’t need glasses to watch TV, but if I get a text message I need a pair to see my phone. I need a pair to read instructions in the kitchen. And, yes, I keep a pair in the bathroom in case I want to read something in there, too.

At the office (multiple pairs, as you can see below) , in the car, in the briefcase, in the suitcase… I have begun to buy in bulk, and the ones that are available in bulk are naturally the most stylish glasses you can find.

I am pretty sure that at least two pairs have been to “borrowed” from other people. I know this because they were clearly designed for the ladies. Fortunately, at this stage in life, seeing is a bigger deal to me than vanity. 

If you need them, rock them! Even with rhinestones.

Now, where are they?